Old Mission Peninsula, Michigan · Family Grown Since Last March

Marijuana Christmas Trees

The tradition your family has been avoiding talking about.

Our Story

For generations, families have gathered around a Fraser fir and felt nothing. We asked a simple question: what if the tree contributed.

Every tree on our farm is hand-raised, slow-cured, and shaped by the same cold Lake Michigan wind that shapes our region's cherries and our region's people. We do not rush a tree. A tree knows when it is ready. Increasingly, so do you.

All trees are sold pre-lit. In every sense.

This Season's Varieties

Douglas Fir Kush

Our flagship. Classic conifer profile, notes of pine on pine on pine. Holds ornaments and conversations equally well.
$340

Balsam OG

A traditionalist's tree. Your grandfather would not approve, which is historically consistent with everything else he felt.
$385

Blue Spruce Dream

Silvery needles, heavy structure. Recommended for households that intend to watch the same claymation special four times.
$410

Charlie Brown

A single branch. It needs you. You need it. Sold with a small blanket.
$95

The Tannen-Bomb

Twelve feet. Estate-scale. Delivered by two quiet men who will not make eye contact and do not need to.
$1,200

Services

Flocking. Traditional white flocking available. Ask about our signature kief flocking, applied by hand, which we are told catches the light beautifully and everything else eventually.

Delivery. Statewide, in an unmarked van, driven cautiously and exactly at the speed limit. Our drivers have never been pulled over. They have been followed home once or twice, socially.

Disposal. In January we retrieve your tree with dignity. What happens to it after that is a farm matter.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is this legal. In Michigan, remarkably, we are told the answer is a series of increasingly quiet yeses.

Can I smoke the tree. The tree is a tree. What you have a relationship with is the tree's ornaments, sold separately, in jars.

Do the needles drop. Everything drops eventually. The needles, the ornaments, your uncle, sometime around the fourth quarter of the Lions game. The tree simply sets the tone.

Water requirements. Daily water, indirect light, and one sincere compliment.